swain

my lacrosse coach is a total swain
by truecraigles August 12, 2008
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master pimp

guy that sits behind me in class

major ass hole
"stop being such a swain you dirty slut"

"Dont fuck with Swain..."
by g January 29, 2003
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swains

Slang for marijunana, using marijuana and/or getting marijuana, said by teenagers in North West Washington state.
Person 1:Hey, got any swains?

Person 2:Nah man, wana go get some swains?

Person 1:Yeah, meet me down by the gully, we can go to swains.
by WASSUPhater- May 22, 2007
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One with little or no emotion whatsoever. Is very good at basketball but not much else.
Jake you're in such a swain like mood right now
by that 1 irish kid July 28, 2007
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yo man wanna pickup some swain later.
fuck dude i got swain'd hard last night.
i swained the shit out of that broad bro.
by SleepyDan33 June 11, 2009
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swained

After your anus is overbearing with sweat from physical activity, swanus is created. At this point one inserts their hand into their undergarments and gets a nice steaming batch of swanus in their hand. One will then run up to someone who deserves some vial punishment, and rub their hand all over the other's face. This person has just been swained.
Brad owed me ten bucks for the fireworks, so I cooked him up a nice batch during ultimate frisbee and swained his ass as I was passing by.
by Shalominhousin August 14, 2006
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(1)
A non gender specific term used to describe Someone who is unsure of their facts and is often confused by the simplest of tasks.

(2)
To swain is to falcify a story to try and make an event in your life seem more interesting.
"Antony's just come up to me and he says he got with three birds last night, he's a right swain."
by Rob's A Ginger Cunt February 28, 2009
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