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Black Swanned

v: being high on marijuana. Because of the red eyes that one gets while high. Named after the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman, because of the red eyes that she has in the film.
by Andrew Anthony and Ryanwf January 16, 2011
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Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
by jim dandyy June 13, 2011
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Swinedog

Direct translation of "свинособака".
Biological term for Russian people. Commonly used in Eastern Europe.
Describes uncivilized, insolent, rude, to much loud behavior that is inherent to Russian people.
Jesus! That Russian man defecated himself into pants, destroyed the shop window and fought with police.

- Typical swinedog.
by vonBorissman October 4, 2018
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The type of guy you will see in public holding a woman's hand you admire. Woman will not only start a relationship with these men, but have their children as well. These baggy pants thugs will past their poo poo genes to the next generation where the emotionally abused nice guy must take care of.

This phenomenon on why women choose to be with drama inducing poo poo thugs is why there's an increase of single mothers.
I went to the mall on the weekend and saw a young pregnant women holding hands with a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.

Mary's father had a look of utter failure on his face as his daughter brought home a baggy pants poo poo stained drawers thug.
by Reformed Poo Poo May 15, 2010
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Swanned

To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
My ex wife swanned my bank account.
by I_Browse_Reddit June 29, 2017
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Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?
After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!
by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004
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