Swarley

Barney was mistakenly called Swarley in a tv show called: How I Met Your Mother

lady in the cafe is calling for swarley...
sees barney and hands coffee to him...
Barney looks at his coffee cup, it reads Swarley

by Smiley_Swarley June 28, 2008

shadley

girls, he's most likely to be 'the one'.

shadley, I think you're the one.

by guinnessbookofrealestniggas March 27, 2017

swarley

-The mixture of shit and semen after anal sex

After John nailed her in the ass, he covered he face with Swarley

by Neil P Harris November 13, 2006

swalley

To drink or to get drunk off of an alcoholic beverage of some kind, usually Pimm's.

Nothing to do with the scandalous sexual activity mentioned under swally and should not be confused with this, the Lady of the House would disapprove of such a thing.

Do you want to consume some swalley while playing boules on the front lawn my dear friend, il shall send for some swalley at once via carrier pidgeon. Do you have a flag?

by Caton January 4, 2008

Swarley

From HIMYM: the name the freaking person behind the counter at probably a Starbucks shop will write on your coffee cup, but it's all wrong because they are deaf and it's not actually your name. Whenever you don't care about someone because they are completely irrelevant, you can also call them Swarley.

From HP: Another variation is Wheatherby.

PersonX: "Bye, Swarley."
Wheatherby *who tried to talk to a girl he likes but failed, turns around to leave with a pathetically sad face*: "It's Barney..."

by sheldon'sbrain November 5, 2020

Swalley Up!

A term used to spark excitement and raise motivation levels.

The party's starting in half an hour and you're all still lying around. It's time to Swalley up!!

by Nacholiferaft July 31, 2018

Swanley massive

The home town of crazed nobody adam. The only one who thinks palace are a proper team of footballers.

Adam "Do u want to come to swanley?"
Other "No i will get mugged and might think palace are slightly good2

by James December 14, 2004