Dick Swaddler

(Noun) One who's penis is flashed to men with no shame, boundaries, or hesitation.

Palmer: Wow, Elliot is so nasty. He is always flashing his dick at poeple.

Nick: Ya, he's quite the dick swaddler.

by NikDubz November 6, 2010

cock swaddle

The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.

I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.

by Cosmosis September 22, 2009

Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010

tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

cock swaddler

One who has such soft and full lips that while giving a blowjob, the penis-or cock-is completely engulfed by the lips and mouth providing an array of pleasures for the one receiving the oral.

That woman man, the other night she gave me incredible head, she is such a cock swaddler.

by dali2323 September 28, 2010

Cock Swaddler

One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.

That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.

by Cbelott91 October 1, 2018

swaddle

The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.

She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.

by Sonia'SEX April 23, 2006