Cunt Swab

A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.

Person 1: You talking shit, ass eater?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up “cunt swab” head ass.

by WittyIG April 25, 2019

swaby

taken from the legend himself, Matt Swaby. Means sumthing or someone is "pretty 'fly' for a white guy"

Steve said to Jo that Bill was looking kinda 'Swaby'

by steeb February 11, 2003

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...

Love a good throat swab!

by Sex101 February 5, 2009

Sabsexual

Sabsexual is when someone is only gay for Sabrina because Sabrina carpenter is sooo hot 🔥

I'm sabsexual

by Ashistrash April 18, 2018

swagsta

A gangsta with so much swag that he needed a new noun

Person 1: "Hey check out that swagsta"
Person 2: "Man he gots hella biddies"

by LeFunkiusJaxone July 5, 2011

seabstain

A stain on your clothing, most commonly on your undergarments, consisting of some combination of urine, feces, vomit and semen. Usually found after a night of blackout level drinking.

I can't remember what happened last night after the twelfth shot of tequila, and I woke up with a seabstain all over the front of my pants.

by duffgita March 1, 2010