Shuttling

Shuttling is where one man places his butthole up against another mans butthole and takes a poop. that poop is transfered from the first mans butthole to the second mans butthole without ever seeing daylight.

i walked into the bathroom and caught these two guys shuttling

by Noel62H April 20, 2011

settling down

When you and your nigga/bitch finally come to realization that it's time to stop fucking around and become one

Me and Katy are settling down.

by Blaaaahblaaah July 24, 2015

Settling

The point in a woman's life where she feels that she has met the right partner, thus disregarding all focus on keeping her figure on point. Becoming the new Snorlax.

Kyle: Damn, Joe, Anna has definitely gotten real comfy with you, she's settling down for sure.
Joe: Well yeah we've grown very close these past 2 years.
Kyle: She's grown more than just close my friend.

by VenimusTitan September 13, 2014

Settling

Your life right now.

You are settling for this mediocricity.

by Limepink22 May 15, 2017

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010

Settling

This is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. It is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting male victim .

Being pussy-whipped is a side-effect of settling.

If your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a Gap Model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from 'settling.'

by JFITB October 14, 2005

butt scuttling

when two people race each other around a defined object. the participants race by sitting on their butts, using only their feet to drag themselves forward.

when i walked in, i saw two guys sliding around on their butts as if they had worms. turns out they were actually "butt scuttling".

by ultra peepee January 1, 2011