breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

loose saussage

A willy / cock / penis

"I'd chuck a loose saussage in her direction"

by Anu G June 11, 2006

Sussbaged

A term used to describe a Jewish Muslim fucking the shit out of someone. To sussbag someone is the most bad ass action anyone can complete. If one is to get sussbaged, their life is over.

“Yo jerry, johnathan just sussbaged the dog jizz out of you.” “Holy shit bro, them boys got sussbaged.”

by Will jowers fan boy March 5, 2019

sossage

Used as a slang word for "shit" in Australia.

"Parker makes me eat sossage" - GaydenX

by Snake_eyez6910 April 23, 2008

pink saussage wallet

n
Originated last year in a drunken conversation. Another term for vagina.
See also: pussy, fanny, cunt, muff, and mutt

I'm gonna' shove my one eyed trouser snake in your pink saussage wallet.

by jack August 7, 2004

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

by devine2029 November 24, 2010

sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008