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Sussex Royal 

A heniously vile sex act that is double-taxed. (By Britain and Canada)
We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.
Sussex Royal by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020

A Sussex 

Doing ‘A Sussex’ is being caught complaining about something that you have absolutely no right to complain about, especially continuing to complain at the most inappropriate moments. Like complaining that your luxury elite life is hard whilst on the outskirts of an impoverished African Village.

“It’s not enough to survive, you have to thrive” And ‘Not many people have asked if I’m ok’ Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle whilst on tour of African village.
Friend A: I’ve just told Megs I’ve been diagnosed with cancer and my hairs falling out. She said she could relate because she had this really stubborn corn on her foot and it prevented her from wearing her new shoes.

Friend B: Seriously, WTF, comparing your diagnosis with her f**king corn, what a Sussex.
A Sussex by GigiPretty August 31, 2020

Sussex Royal 

Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.
Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.
Sussex Royal by Linda La Hughes January 13, 2020
To have sex with someone who is sus
You lokin real sussy over her wanna have sussex
Sussex by Gamer gamer April 26, 2021

Sussex handshake 

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.
I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

Sussex County Traffic Jam 

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.
Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"