1. A surrogate C.E.O. was appointed to the board on an interim basis.
2. A surrogate mother became the answer to the couple's desire for a child.
2. A surrogate mother became the answer to the couple's desire for a child.
by James November 18, 2003
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An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.
examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.
examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
Get the surrogate pussy mug.Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.
To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.
There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.
To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.
There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.
by Richard Black April 17, 2005
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Get the surrogate mug.1- The surrogate currency passed along without notice for years.
2-The latently surrogate samurai master came out of his shell.
2-The latently surrogate samurai master came out of his shell.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
Get the surrogate mug.A surrogate is a substitute.
A surrogate man/boyfriend/husband is a lot like a substitute teacher. The husband/teacher gets sick and the surrogate, like the substitute wonders what the fuck am I doing here and how do I teach these kids anything they're not mine? The surrogate is a lot like the substitute teacher who can't pronounce your name, everybody who meets a surrogate wants the real teacher/husband/man/boyfriend back quick.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2018
Get the Surrogate mug.A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.
Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.
by NeonDancer October 20, 2009
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