by Capt wsa July 2, 2015
Get the Super virgin mug.A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
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by EpicXxFailure May 21, 2009
Get the Super Virgin mug.A virgin who tries way too hard lose his virginity with girls, almost always creeping on them. Often a state at parties, being wheelbarrowed away, like a mess. Can (optionally) have been fingered by a gay guy, pretending it was a girl. Once a super virgin breaks this with a girl, he then becomes a normal virgin, requiring sex from another, different girl to lose his virginity.
Person 1: Haha! Mad harry hoofter got fingert!
Person 2: What a super virgin.
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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.
Person 2: What a super virgin.
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Super Virgin: Are we dae'in this or whit?
Any Girl: Gads. You're such a super virgin creep.
by Trololololbole August 11, 2011
Get the Super Virgin mug.by 69sexhaver420 August 1, 2022
Get the super virgin mug.Super Virgins are girls(usually boys) who has never dated let alone kissed the one they fell in love with, mostly because they were raised in a ‘religious’ house and they are not allowed to have sexual intercourse unless they get married.
There’s no need to be ashamed of being a virgin or in this case a Super virgin because saving yourself for the one you love is a personal choice.
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