spunkstache

a guy that blows his load on another guys mustache. Or a ugly chick with a mustache.

kc: Man that guy is gay as fuck.
J-Rock: why man.
kc: because I know this guy that knows this guy that blew his load all over his face and gave him a spunkstache.

by verhaeghe February 4, 2010

skinstache

This is what occurs when a woman has been tanning in the sun or with sunless tanner, and has her upper-lip waxed. Waxing removes the top 3 layers of skin, therefore removing the tan and leaving a white "skinstache".

"Oh dear, I shouldn't have gone tanning and then have the salon wax my mustache! Now I have a skinstache."

by Deanna03801 February 25, 2009

sunslashed

a terribly awful sunburn; peeling, red, sensitive

written originally in Lord of the Flies

"He lifted the shell and looked around at the sunslashed faces" - Lord of the Flies, William Golding

by josielyn October 12, 2016

scumstache

Noun- when a man does not have a fully developed mustache, instead he has peach fuz like hairs, that are usually dirty, on his upper lip. Most commonly seen on mexicans, 11-13 year old boys, and people who are down right hideous.

wow hes been trying to grow out a mustache for weeks and all its turnd out to be is dirty scumstache

by Jack R December 20, 2006

Scumstache

(noun) - a mustache developed by prepubescent boys that resembles a smudge of scum across his upper lip. they can usually be found on Chibi Kuririns.

Chibi, go shave that wretched scumstache.

by DreDizzle324 October 3, 2005

sudstache

The remnants of a frothy beverage left upon your upper lip.

Gary went over to hit on that woman, but he had a sudstache from his beer! He was totally shot down!

by NuttyByNature June 20, 2009

sexstache

Developing one's 5'o clock shadow to a whole new level of perfection and sex appeal. Use with caution.

eyoore: Hey, like my 5 o clock shaddow?
cathy: omg eyoore, that's no 5 o clock shadow, that's a sexstache. it makes you look 10x sexier.
eyoore: heh.

by bobdylan95 November 6, 2011