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Jeremy Sumpter is turning 16 on the 5th of febuary. he is hot, sexxi, and EVERY THING about him makes me melt! i adore him and i got peter pan for x-mas!
Jeremy Sumpter is my boooooooooo!!! <3
by sarah January 7, 2005
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sumptering

Acting as a know it all when it comes to sports but living off past accomplishments of a team. Knowing nothing about the current standing of said team, along with gloating about the team for which you've never taken the time to visit at their home stadium.
You've been sumptering about this team for years, but still haven't taken the time to even visit the stadium, classic sumptering fan. Do you even know anyone on the current roster or are you going to just continue to live off of the championships you won 25 years ago?
by RandonDonald May 12, 2016
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SIMPtyoms

when your friend starts catching feelings for a guy
Damn she caught SIMPtyoms faster than she caught COVID
by Ifykyk December 7, 2020
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Sumpter

A super swag guy, when u see him your head will explode because he has so much swag and is soooooooo awesome.
Whoa he's so swaggy he must be a sumpter.
by 11Haha21 December 3, 2014
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Sumptuous

Entailing great expense, as from choice materials, fine work.

1. Costly: a sumptuous residence.

2. Luxuriously fine or large; lavish
1.This government building is sumptuously appointed.

2.To eat sumptuously.

3. Miss “Lucky” started my table off with an appetizer of some sumptuously flavored.
by FrankyJames March 4, 2010
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Sumption

Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.
'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.

Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.

Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.
by Postman Patois October 11, 2009
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Shumpty Dumpty

Shumpty Dumpty is another nickname for LSC ICT teacher Stanley Shum, also know as Shum egg, as he looks like the egg called Humpty Dumpty in the nursery rhyme.
Student A: Hey look is that Shumpty Dumpty? I love his lessons
Student B: Don't be so 8745
by 8745guyylol October 19, 2023
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