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Smorgasfuck

A buffet or assortment of fuckery (inspired by the election of Donald Trump).
American minorities found themselves in a smorgasfuck on November 9, 2016.
by HiFi8o November 15, 2016
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Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
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Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.
by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
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Sphorgasm

The pleasurable and lasting sensation one feels after having a huge dump pass through your anal sphincter
Saad texts Nabil McArthur: "that tut I just took burned like scorching hot lava!"
Nabil:"damn nigga, that sux"
Saad: "its aloo gud... i'm enjoyin an ice-cold sphorgasm now"
by smitty werbenjagermanjensen January 6, 2011
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smorgasbored

When you no longer get a culinary kick out of your traditional lunch sandwiches. Smorgas (smörgås) is Swedish for sandwich.
- Dear colleagues, I am officially smorgasbored, let's go out for lunch the rest of this week!
- Good call, I'm chucking my peanut butter-jelly toast in the bin right now.
by neoclassique August 4, 2009
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Smorgasboredom

The act of opening the fridge, freezer and pantry to do nothing but stare inside with no intention of actually eating.
I get the worst case of smorgasboredom usually when I'm watching Court TV.
by LlamaxNinja July 2, 2009
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Gaylord Smorgasbord

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
by FarqMuff October 19, 2018
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