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suckfuckate

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.
"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."
by Mitch the Modulator July 5, 2010
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scofield

someone who is running away from something, escaping something.
this adjective appeared due to the famous tv show Prison Break character Michael Scofield, who breaks out of jail.
dude1: hey! where you going scofield?
dude2: i have to take a piss!
by J-Lima December 23, 2008
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suckford

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
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Suckfish

A talentless, irritating person who gets on everyones nerves. Often used as an insult (in my school)
Person 1: Omg I'm so irrelevant, but yet I can sing.

Person 2: Can you shut up you suckfish.
by americanrain October 17, 2014
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suckfic

Suckfic is a term used to name the genre of bad fanfiction. Sucky fiction is then shortened to suckfic. Suckfics are known for bad grammer, bad spelling, M-preg, Mary Sue/Gary Stu/Marty Stu, random Japanese insertions, and blob ellipses.
Fanfiction: And harry looked up at mary sue and said hi mary..........then mary...

Reader: What the? Mary Sue? Where are the quotation marks? This is a suckfic?
by dreamtiger August 9, 2006
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SACOFRICOSIS

the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."
Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.
by weave September 17, 2003
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Sucoma

A great disease u can get when your a boy and a boy sucks ur balls
(Gay kid) give me sucoma.

Other gay kid:

what's that’s ?

Gay kid:sucoma balls
by Kiwiphazon August 18, 2018
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