Suck Fuck Goose

When your friend promises to hang out with you but can't stop making out with their significant other that you, for some reason, agreed to have along...

"Dude, are we gonna go get pizza or what?!"
"Yeah, just gimme a minute... *squelch*"
"Well you two are playin' Suck Fuck Goose over there..."

by Chad smith has a brother Brad July 1, 2016

sockfucking

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.

Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.

by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

Suck Fuck

To Suck Fuck, verb.

When you suck so bad at something that "Suck Ass" or "Suck Dick" aren't enough.

Bro, let me spread the butter, you Suck Fuck at that shit.

by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020

Suck Fuck

To eat pussy that contains cum(the result of a fuck)

He screwed her brains out, the got down to suck fuck.

by TheAddict October 27, 2003

sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

by The real Beav April 28, 2006

Suckafuckick

Adjective, referring to the description of an occurence in which CONNOR IS FUCKED BY A SATURDAY SCHOOL

Today was suckafuckick.

by Connor October 15, 2004

suckyfucky

1. Sucks to the highest degree. Afterwards, one feels fucked.

It was really suckyfucky when my boyfriend screwed my sister.

by - English origin July 10, 2004