suckermaker

A person who makes a sucker out of another person, often a member of the oppisite sex.

Molina's hot, dude, but remember: She's a suckermaker.

by bryan clopton July 13, 2007

soccermominit

When forced to drive parent's minivan. Other drivers mistake you for a soccer mom. Also, you driving skill is significantly decreased and friends may look down their nose at you.

Elizabeth was soccermominit today because her car was in the shop.

by Stinky Stephie March 12, 2008

sucker mom

Just like a soccer mom but one who has kids in sports (soccer) and loves to get it on and flirt with the dads at sports matches.

Barb sure is a outgoing sucker mom. I'm meeting her after the match.

by calligirl781 August 1, 2010

Suckerford

A guy that loses money in fantasy sports.
He believes his Fantasy team will be too notch but in generally is lousy.

Suckerford lost entry fee money to Marty again this year !

by 4th Street King December 15, 2021

soccermomlian

Of or relating to soccer moms.

You may think your purchase of that minivan is simply practical, but others view it as soccermomlian.

by Steve December 10, 2003

stickermom

A mom who chooses to share her family's experiences, vacation spots, sports of choice and number of family members and pets among other things through stickers placed on her car usually a large SUV.

You will know her car when you see it she is a stickermom. They vacation on Nantucket and have an ACK sticker on their Suburban.

Look for the stickermoms with the LAX sticker-that is where you will drop off your child for lacrosse tryouts.

LAX -We are a sporty family that plays Lacrosse

VT - We are an earthy family that plays in Vermont and eats overpriced Ben and Jerrys ice cream.

by LTDad October 31, 2011

Soccermom Sweatshop

The sexual act of gathering 10 of your closest friend's moms in a minivan without seats on a hot August day, turning up the heat, thus inducing persperation, and railing every last one of them in a chaotic mass of various bodily fluids.

Can you beleive Grant pulled a Soccermom Sweatshop with all of our moms this summer? Thats messed up.

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011