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Suburbanitis 

-Noun

acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence
Since they have been married, Melinda and Edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; I don't know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.

suburbandictionary.net 

dude 1: i went to suburbandictionary.net and they didn't even have 50 f-words
dude 2: yeah it's stupid i wanna vomit on their server's

Suburbanized hillbillies

Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.
"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"

"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"

Suburbanitions 

Definitions used to help suburban people understand street or drug terminology. Often seen in television shows where they define a word or phrase unknown to suburban residents.
The Motor City episode of Drug Inc. had 20 suburbanitions in it.
Suburbanitions by Red335iHandle January 10, 2015

suburbantingz 

A white boy flexing in the suburbz racking up warrants, and fucking up society with his vulgar social media posts known as suburbantingz.
chad: you see suburbantingz new post?
troy: bro.....this dude is fucking crazy
suburbantingz by epkan12 March 25, 2020