substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of
You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)
by Dirge February 14, 2005
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Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).
I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.
by MFLB October 04, 2010
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substitute teachers

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.
She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.
by lmao April 10, 2005
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Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.
substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs
by rayooooo February 07, 2019
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It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".
Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect
by bisssss April 03, 2019
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Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.
Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.
by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018
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Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever
The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.
by intrnashonalsuperstud June 05, 2009
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