Subpoena

The bane of DSMP fanfic writers, which Autocorrect replaces Sapnap with constantly

Fic author typing: Badboyhalo put the muffin tin in the oven, and looked over to Subpoena-

Fic author: F U C K

by Shirosei September 12, 2022

Subpena

The paltry remains of a dick-capitation. Also used as a term of disparagement for still-attached members of underwhelming size.

After Lorena took a knife to his dick, poor John was left with a subpena.

REFERENCE: The infamous case of John vs. Lorena Bobbitt

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by Wizard of Odds August 26, 2023