Subhuman Resources

That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.

Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.

When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources

by lexicali slim September 8, 2010

SUBHAN

Subhan is a very caring person who loves his friends and family. He adores the special women in his life and always has something kind to say. He has the most beautiful brown eyes with thick hair. When you get to know him he’s actually a very sensitive person. Subhan’s either like anime or some sort of action film and they’re also really interesting in science. They’re very intelligent individuals even though they don’t think it. They’re also the love of your life.

“I think I’ve found the love of my life”

“Who ?”

“Subhan’”

by anonymous October 25, 2020

Subhan's Dating Hypothesis

When considering a female partner, her weight in pounds must be above her height in centimetres.

Did you hear about his new girl, Emily? She's so big, she confirms to Subhan's Dating Hypothesis.

by asianchicks69 December 1, 2014

subhashre

She is beautiful both on the inside and outside but she never accepts it. She is a brave and confident soul who isn’t scared to stand up for herself or her loved ones. She hides her pain behind a innocent smile just to keep the people around her happy. She makes sure she seems happy and gives off positive energy so that she is approachable and doesn’t affect others’ mood. She can be the kindest person you have ever met in your life but if you get on her bad side you will regret all your decisions. She has multiple talents which she often doesn’t share or show so that she remains humble. The best thing about her is that she is a true softie and the best partner you could ever ask for. She is the most loyal, patient and sweetest partner you will ever find. Make sure you keep her happy and enforce her self worth.

I wish I met a Subhashre in my life.

by fxiryxlightz July 17, 2021

subhomita

Subhomita is an incarnation of divinity, strength and beauty and is a well-wisher for many. She is selfless and has a really pretty smile. She also can pursue her dreams very relentlessly. She is also academically sound and is very emotional, and can also regret over petty mistakes.

She left a bit of Subhomita wherever she went.

by Lovebae January 18, 2019

Subhashree

The word 'Subha' means happiness and 'shree' means wealth or prosperity. The word Subhashree means the 'Wealth of Happiness'. This is used as an adjective.

Here's wishing you Subhashree in your endeavours.

by Mensch February 4, 2010

shubham

The person who is everywhere. Has many friends and tends to get along with alot of people. Loves the love life and all its excitments. Very good at making love. This person is very trustful and responsibal.

Shubham is the kid you want to be.

by The Hevans Above February 22, 2010