stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

stonedalicious

Description of a (often average) food or beverage, artificially enhanced by the use of marijuana.

Fratboy: "Dude. This is the most stonedalicious toast I've ever eaten!"

by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills August 9, 2008

stoned to the gills

being under the influence of a drug that's so profoundly altering your state of mind that you literally have no idea what's going on or who you are. Usually associated with hallucinogens such as LSD (Acid), Psilocybin (Shrooms), PCP, DXM, and Salvia.

Man, you were stoned to the gills last night after eating that ounce of shrooms.

by fatwhem January 14, 2007

White Girl Stoned

Giggly white girls who are so blazed that they cannot be quiet to save their fuckin life.

Wow that girl will not stop giggling. . yeah she's white girl stoned.

by yolaaadventures February 26, 2015

perma-stoned

The condition of being permanently stoned from smoking marijuana constantly. Those with this condition are often accused of being stoned even given the rare instance when they are sober.

Aaron hits the weed at least four times a day. The kid's perma-stoned.

I can never tell when he's stoned or not. He smokes so much it's like he's perma-stoned.

by pjsiqhh March 14, 2006

stoned to the bone

High as a kite on the Ganga weed. Just baked out jones. Unable to hide the cannabis grin from your grill.

Lief was so stoned to the bone he mouwed 4 bags of Doritos in the desert on a hot day.

by G Rizle January 23, 2009