Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

stump fucking

Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)

Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?

by zeppelinboy September 21, 2005

stump fucker

Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.

A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.

by Dilinger July 13, 2007

stump fucked

huge dog syle wood

i just had to liberacii syle stump fucked her

by superfly269u2 February 10, 2009

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

by Puddlechick June 29, 2021

Slump Fuck

When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.

I've been on a dry spell, so I had to hit up the local hoodrat tweeker for a slump fuck.

by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023

Fuck stamp

A typo of duck stamp, federal program where hunters need to buy duck stamps to be able to hunt for duck. The revenue is used for conservation.

Please submit your fuck stamp ideas before the 1st of march!

by TrashpandasMNNL April 2, 2022