When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
by Miles Hale August 1, 2009
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Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
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by TheStamper December 13, 2018
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Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
by kwis9 March 28, 2023
Get the Dick Stomp mug.Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.
by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004
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1. Used to refer to someone who is stupid and also a dick.
2. Used to descibed a poorly thought-out choice made by someone who could also be called a stupdick.
3. Someone who is acting obnoxious/idiotic/annoying/stupid over a certain period of time.
1. Used to refer to someone who is stupid and also a dick.
2. Used to descibed a poorly thought-out choice made by someone who could also be called a stupdick.
3. Someone who is acting obnoxious/idiotic/annoying/stupid over a certain period of time.
1. "That guy is a major stupdick."
2. "Why would you play volleyball, Ben? That is such a stupdick idea."
3. "Quit being such a stupdick, Bryan. It's pissing me off!"
2. "Why would you play volleyball, Ben? That is such a stupdick idea."
3. "Quit being such a stupdick, Bryan. It's pissing me off!"
by behemgansta October 18, 2008
Get the Stupdick mug.Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.
She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.
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