stuparted

An adjective for something that is simultaneously stupid and retarted.

I love my iPhone, but AT&T's expensive service plans and slow network are freaking stuparted.

by wyldtwyst August 30, 2009

studates

The natrual ability to be a stud. It cannot be learned it is with you when you are born. Only the male species can be studates.

1. if you are as smooth as 'the Fonz' you'd be described as studates

2. If you always look good and attract the most beautiful women you are definatley studates

by hasselhoff is the greatest comeback kid October 14, 2006

studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.

Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :'
Person 2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same time. Ain't a hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!

by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008

Studited

To become eroused, or as Sir Mix A Lot would say: get sprunged.

When Adrian became a penguin, Tony studited.

When Rani was left without a home, Tony studited him through out the night.

Tony is a struditer.

by chick flicks October 23, 2008

stuparted

an individual who is so quick to label the ignorance of others that (s)he spells "retarded" with two 't's.

The individual who wrote definition 1 is so stuparted that (s)he doesn't know the spelling of the word "retarded".

by ykk November 8, 2009

Stuparted

When stupid and retarded just aren't enough

God damn your stuparted

by Redpython June 29, 2014

Squasted

Squandered food thrown into the trash bin. This food is good enough to be eaten later, donated, preserved, or stored... but ends up in landfills.

Lauren squasted two perfectly good slices of pizza because she says she doesn't "do" leftovers.

by LoveFoodHateWaste June 4, 2015