Cry-sturbation

A jealousy-induced form of regretful masturbation; usually occurs after one realizes their ex no longer wants them and/or after seeing them "getting it in" with a new lover.

Dude is Devin crying? ...Dude is Devin masturbating? Oh Shit! That poor bastard's cry-sturbating!

After seeing his ex playing tonsil hockey with her new man at the superbowl party, Devin scampered away to his room for an all night session of loud & painfully pleasant cry-sturbation.

by Florida Dwarf Killer March 4, 2011

Slackation

Slacking at work, like it's vacation

Although I've arrived at office, but I am in no mood to work. Let's go on slackation.

by Vi.Ar October 9, 2015

steakation

A period when an otherwise largely vegetarian diet is interrupted with some meat.

There was a sale on organic meat last Thursday so we had a steakation.

by meland May 23, 2008

Stunsational

adj.- A universally accepted term described as being pleasurable on a legendary magnitude. Something so desirable to the senses that one might be stunned. Being left with a sensation that leaves one desiring no other emotion thereafter.

"You're TPS reports looked stunsational this quarter!"

"Those wheels are so stunsational I have to sit down."

"That fedora the guy driving the Evo was wearing drained all the stunsationalism out of the room."

by Mandalore88 October 7, 2012

Suckatron

When all you do is suck a dick. It must be at least twenty dicks in 24 hours.

Marta: "Jeez, that girl is a real suckatron! She sucked like.. 33 dicks!"

by fikzexx June 18, 2016

sticktion

a movement or mechanical action sticking due to surface tension of lubricant or small amount of friction.

My wristwatch wasn't working, but I gave it a little shake, just to get past sticktion, and it's fine now.

by Jack July 14, 2003

studation

(n): the act of studying. (the mind is normally numb and tired and starved)

I've been reading for hours... I am tired of this studation!

by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005