Gundarsian Strumpit

An attractive Asian woman or ladyboy whom your friends think they can bed down but really cannot

Man, I tried chatting up a Gundarsian Strumpit last night but ended up bedding my right hand.

by Nated0gg February 28, 2021

strummin the guitar

When a girl gives a guy a hand job.

We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar

by Turfman February 22, 2003

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

scrumpin

(v) scrumpin (skrump-in)
the act of consuming alcoholic beverages or other toxins in massive quantitys bringing you to a state of mind beyond drunk, crunk, high, blazed, faded, etc. one can only fully understand scrumpin when they have no other word to express their state of mind except scrumpin.

drinking at 10 am your gonna be scrumpin

drink of choice 4 loko your gonna be scrumpin

SCRUMP ON

scrumpin

by dieseldouglas March 26, 2010

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

scrumpin

The act of intercourse preformed in close quarters.

I took your mom to the drive-in, we got to scrumpin before the previews.

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

scrumpin

boofin

by BoOfFinMaStA August 9, 2003