UK reference for a teenage lad, often white trash, that enjoys drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits cider, a sweet, fizzy drink that resembles a soft drink rather than a proper cider. It tastes like Ribena, is 4% ABV, and gets you buzzing.
This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.
A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.
A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
That lad, 15 years old with strongbow dark fruits in hand is slagging you off again.
Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x
He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.
People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.
Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.
The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.
Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x
He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.
People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.
Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.
The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.
Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
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People of all faiths celebrate this holiday. All that is required: You must belong to the Strongbow faith.
England's most famous dry cider is the fuel that this eight day festival of drinking and fire relies on.
The BOWNORAH (similar to the Jewish menorah) must be lit before each night's drinking can commense. The Bow-Shamash must be lit first, then the other candles (which are inserted into the tabs of empty 'Bow cans.)
People of all faiths celebrate this holiday. All that is required: You must belong to the Strongbow faith.
England's most famous dry cider is the fuel that this eight day festival of drinking and fire relies on.
The BOWNORAH (similar to the Jewish menorah) must be lit before each night's drinking can commense. The Bow-Shamash must be lit first, then the other candles (which are inserted into the tabs of empty 'Bow cans.)
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homestar:no i doubt it i drove
strongbad: but you don't have a car
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homestar:no i doubt it i drove
strongbad: but you don't have a car
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