Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.

Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.

by nwt0 February 16, 2009

soul striptease

revealing ones problems like a game of striptease; revealing ones problems to gain trust particularly from women; playing on ones problems in an attempt to invoke sympathy from others and failing

A: I used to get bullied at school
B: oh right, how sad...
...
B: jesus, A is such a soul striptease
C: yeah, it's really pathetic

by Defaye October 27, 2011

mexican striptease

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up missing clothes

Last night I pulled a Mexican striptease and have no idea what happened to my pants.

by Joltage March 28, 2016

Reverse striptease

A reverse striptrease is exactly what it sounds like, a person sensually getting dressed from practically nothing

Basically a striptease but in reverse.

Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well, got lucky and this morning I got a reverse striptease.

by AelaraTheGoo July 23, 2017

asexual striptease

An asexual striptease is when a person puts all their clothes on in a provocative way, such that an asexual person will gain excitement from it.

Barry: Aw, man, Sarah gave me the best asexual striptease last night...
Billy: Who would want to see Sarah with clothes on?

by freddy lunch September 25, 2010

Triptease

A klutzy slut. A hot girl who's accident prone, she tries to be sexy but can't pull it off; farts during a pole dance or trips when she's stripping.

She may have medical issues like a broken ear drum affecting balance or a club foot.

Man, she's hot, but she threw up all over me during the lapdance. She's a total triptease.

by Wyatt Junker August 1, 2008

scriptease

Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.

Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.

by Scheherazade October 2, 2007