The straights

People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)

Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men

by Girl in reds wife January 1, 2021

Stright

a slang word for,"thats good"or"sounds good"

"Yo you guys wana go grab some food and pick up the girls?"
"yeah son thats stright"

by Traffic May 17, 2006

straightsexual

A person who is straight. Another term for heterosexual when you can't think of the first bit

I'm a man who likes women, therefore I'm a straightsexual

by Shaun Walker April 3, 2008

Straightsist

A gay person whom dislikes straight people.

Come on Uncle Robbie, don't be such a straightsist to straight couples.

by Robbiesbj December 20, 2019

Straightsplaining

When a straight person explains something obvious in a condescending or patronizing way to belittle a person who isn’t straight.

Misogynist: did you know water is a liquid
Gay: yes I did idiot quit Straightsplaining

by Beans chungus July 5, 2021

straights

pre rolled cigarettes you buy in packets as apposed to ones you roll yourself

You got a straight by any chance?

by street_spirit February 12, 2005

Strighter

A word used by faggots who call people gay and screenshot their profile pictures.

Marcus I'm so strighter

by Usurper slicker February 22, 2015