Straterbation

The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.

Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:

1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience

Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.

"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"

"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"

by Brishem March 18, 2010

Queen Streeter

A young to middle aged, often lowly educated male who hoons the streets of Ayr, Queensland. Controversially the Queen Streeter often looks to lure girls, around the age of 13, to his vehicle for sexual activity. This has lead to Ayr, Queensland having one of the worst 'reported' statutory rape and youth STD rates in Australia.

"Yeah, Jarrods a Queen Streeter"

"Oh ok well he's not going anywhere near my 13 year old daughter"

by personjtjd October 14, 2011

Elm Streeter

Originating at Taree High School, an "elm streeter" is a social outcast/drongo/druggo/goth.

Elm streeters are annoying

by Bob April 8, 2004

Streeter

A title. The name someone is given by birth or by acquisition of respect for balls in any given situation (see 'cojones'). Being "Streeter" requires not only the aggressiveness of a physical tycoon, but also the control of a mental giant, no matter the given situation. Being "Streeter" is essentially taking on the role of a guru in every aspect of life, willing to teach, as well as learn. Also, a fixer for problems, big and small, almost for the sport of it. Are you "Streeter"???

"Shit dude i messed things up with my girl bad. i think we're going to break up."

-"Call Streeter. Tell him what you did. You're going to be fine."

#2.

"Streeter, that cop just saw us! We're fucked!!!"

-"Relax man. Take the next 2 lefts and drive the speed limit. Then pull into wawa. I'm hungry."

by life's fixer July 6, 2011

26th streeter

the embodiment of all evil, corruption, and total lack of morality. deadly to the touch. stay away lest ye be prepared to die. believes he/she lives in a dog eat dog world. for him/her its kill of be killed. a dishonest fool or dangerous person out to get what he/she wants by any means necessary.

Abarquitos is the biggest 26th streeter i know.

by 18th_streeter September 8, 2009

Straterriferd

Scared+Terrified+Feared

Extreme amounts of fear.

Created by Mitchell Davis

Person 1: That movie we watched was pretty scary, huh?
Person 2: Yeah! I was sooo straterriferd last night! I couldn't sleep at all!

by LissaLoveXoX December 9, 2008

streetrace

cool people with nice cars who go up the station and talk about there motor

i wish i had a nice motor so i can go up the station

by Elmo January 30, 2005