Stressbox

Person in jail who is tripping on stuff he can do nothing about, thus further upseting himself.

I will tell you what homes, that dude turns into a stressbox everytime he talks to his old lady on the phone. Jail is not his cup of tea i guess, lets rape him for being such a trip case and fucking off our program.

by Smokey-Joe February 11, 2019

DIY Stressball

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.

I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

stressbooking

When you have eighty meetings to prep, thousands of unanswered emails and hundreds of calls to return but you spend your day Facebooking instead. A method of procrastination

I have so much work to do but I spent my morning Stressbooking instead.

by roktalk June 9, 2017

Stressball

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball

I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night

by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018

StressBaller

Name given to the person (he/she) who has the ability to manage and/or occupy/juggle more than one stress ball at the same time. This uncommon ability allows the person to reduce his/her amount of stress by just playing with the balls.

The more balls the less stress.

Wow look at that guy, he really has all his stress under control. He is the King StressBaller!!

by The Definition Giver August 5, 2011

Stresscalation

a made up word by a silly man who thinks that when one gets stressed they should say to themselves, "The stress stops here!" --- Stresscalation is apparently when you pass on your stress to someone else during your day.

The ability to stresscalate is the only good thing about being stressed. One is allowed to commit stresscalation and snap at others and it is fully justified because they are stressed.

by lawstudent123 May 5, 2011

Stressulance

A fart that has an irregularly foul odor due to extreme stress or anxiety

Nobody:
Me: *farts*
Everybody: eew that fart smells worse than ever!
Me: Sorry I've got a bad case of stressulance, I've been going through some things!

by Lady Snowflake July 29, 2019