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Stressarrhea

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.
I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.
by Autmrane January 29, 2018
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stressure

Someone who is simultaneously under extreme stress and pressure at the same time
So your house is being repossessed tomorrow and you need to have thesis finished as well, man you must be under a lot of stressure
by leimrod July 27, 2006
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Stressorexia

It's a form of anorexia that you don't intentionally induce. It is a result of the people and things going on around you that cause a lack of appetite and result in a habit you did not necessarily intend on.
Today was so stressful, my stressorexia was in full fledge. I could not bare to eat nor did the thought of food cross my mind.
by confusiondecoded April 12, 2015
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Stressgasm

0. An experience as intense as an orgasm except very unpleasant. Typically induced by the recognition of bullshit coming from others such as bosses, annoying siblings or teachers that have it out for you. Tensing of the muscles and shouts cuss words and swinging fists are not uncommon.

1. A physical state characterized by rapid heart beat, massive pupils and the unrelenting inhalation of air into the lungs. Followed by the screaming of profanities at the top of your lungs. Often referred to as "going" rather than coming.

2. A stressgasm when a body can no longer contain how annoyed you are with your job, school, or significant other and your head explodes filling the room with half cooked brain matter and boiling hot blood.

3. The point in which a person experiences the highest amount of stress physiologically possible. Typically, from teacher that has it out for you in class.

4. The uncontrollable desire to smoke a cigarette, and destroy the place where you are while urinating and defecating at the same time (Normally occurs at places of employment). Not to be confused with how you felt when your favorite football team got kicked out of the playoffs.
Jim's gf: "blah blah blah blah blah"
Jim: BOOM! (Head exploding from stressgasm).

Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "That's it stop doing it, I'm going, I'M GOING"
Bryan's boss: *nag nag nag*
Bryan: "OH SHIT!! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!
Bryan: *sigh* I haven't had a stressgasm that intense in years.
by BlackSpray June 13, 2015
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Stressography

The act of watching pornography without the sexual, pleasureful feeling, but instead, to relieve one's self of stress. This can sometimes kick in due to previous or current addictions to porn, but for first-timers, it could result in a new life of brutal addiction to pornography.
x+y=z: "Man.. I had a really good time yesterday on my computer after a long time!"

a+b=c: "Watching porn again, eh?"

x+y=z: "Nah, bro, just some stressography due to the huge amounts stress I've been facing studying for the exams!"

E=mc^2: "Trust me, dudes.. stressography might seem the optoin that suits best during stressful situations, but that's an excellent silent killer.
by LeLastLaugh October 17, 2011
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stresspigeon

to describe a person who is so stressed they are running around looking like a pigeon, with no direction.

For example if you have a lot of tasks to do and you don't know what to do first, or you have lost something and are frantically looking for it.
Oh my god I am such a stresspigeon today - I have a million things to do.

Stop being such a stresspigeon and calm down!
by JoKrLondon November 15, 2011
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stressure

When pressure and stress hit you all at once.
She's trying to coordinate her dating life with being a mom, so much stressure!
by RaisetheBar September 13, 2017
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