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stratford school academy

Some rubbish school that’s filled with asians, fake skets and man whores. The teachers are pricks, especially Mr. Seager who gives you an OCE for touching someone
stratford school academy is rubbish
by Lollll 😂 December 24, 2018
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stratworks

A strategic or clever betrayal by a person or organization, especially one effected after taking advantage of your trust, services, talents, and/or loyalty.
The stratwork on her was so smooth she didn't got a hint of it until it as all too late.

The company stratworked him into believing that everything will be done in the spirit of fairness but in the end they sued him.

The project failed all right but the stratworks behind is so fine you'd gladly do it all over again, if you are dumb.
by El Morbo April 16, 2007
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Anti-Stratfordians

People who believe, to one capacity or another, the theory that William Shakespeare of Stratford did not write the plays that he had become famous for.
"There are certain people who believe that Shakespeare's plays are so sophisticated, so erudite, so brain-crapingly good that a middle-class kid from the Boondocks without a University degree couldn't possibly have written them. Why no one suspects the same from degree-less writers Maya Angelou, Truman Capote, Ray Bradbury, Mark Twain and Charles Dickens is anyone's guess. Still, the belief goes that only some one with a vast education and a noble soul could have designed such masterpieces. Shakespeare's too perfect not to be made by a perfect human. It is literary creationism."
-- Kyle Kallgren on Anti-Stratfordians
by The Logical Fallacy June 26, 2017
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Stratmore

an individual who dosen't like to do what they don't like to do.
Sorry man, I don't like doing what I don't like to do.... Fucking Stratmore
by wildsteele June 16, 2017
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stratford

the place of no return due to 100% chance of getting stabbed.
someone got stabbed in stratford....AGAIN!
by niksan September 19, 2008
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stratford slide

When in a pool with a hot girl, one slides her bathing suit over to finger bang her.
Courtney looked like she was talking to Kevin, but really he pulled a Stratford Slide on her.
by TheManFromNantucket September 30, 2015
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stratford high school

The most "diverse" school in the area yet still bleached af. The "poor" part of memorial (Upper middle class) people trying to be black by listening to rap and trap but somehow still basic? Considered one of the better schools at sports but still never win anything worth anything. Ratchet ass bathrooms exist but you can still find occasional turds in the hallway. Where people aren't 100% fake, but still fake enough to use you and leave you when they want. Not rich like the Memorial kids so we don't own any bmws but we have used jeeps. We're also too poor to do any hardcore drugs so we have a huge problem with vaping and weed. Everyone somehow gets into everyone's pants by senior year.

School rating 5/10 (failing)
You saw the Stratford high school kids losing to Klein again? Man, what are they good at?
by Yellowmelanin August 19, 2017
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