stagulate

the act of unintentional procrastination

Hurry up! Quit stagulating.

by Valarie March 16, 2005

Strangubate

v.it. - A portmanteau of "Strangulation" and "Masterbate". The process by which one masturbates, while having a rope, piano wire, or other device used to strangle around his or her neck.

"No Jeremy, I will not spot you while you strangubate!"

by leemute January 6, 2010

Strangulationship

A state of emotional connectedness between two people, where one or both of the individuals are overwhelmingly possessive.

You know your in a strangulationship when your girlfriend is overbearing. My girlfriend never allowed me to be alone with her sister, initially having no attraction to her sibling I naturally thought this behavior was ridiculous. However, after years of overwhelming mistrust her sister and I would occasionally flirt to poke fun at her ridiculousness. This ultimately resulted in wild unadulterated sex, with her sister, in the upstairs restroom at a family gathering.

by sognatore87 December 18, 2009

Fowl Strangulation

Choking the chicken

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.

by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

strendulate

a strenuous ejaculation

ENNNNH . dayum i just strendulated

by Carmen Warder June 21, 2017

Stagulate

To take one's time. Stall.

We're going to be late if you continue to stagulate.
Quit stagulating!

by Valarie July 8, 2003

Strangubate

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Person 1: Hey, how do you Kill Bill?
Person 2: Leave him alone with a necktie and a dirty magazine!

Both: Strangubate!

by leemute January 14, 2010