Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019

straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

by placebo! August 19, 2020

Straightred

Intense, seething hatred for straight people, especially straight males. This is characterized by housing discrimination and fantasies related to the eroticism of straight male degradation. This view is often held by people of Gay Culture who feel <b>disdain</b> towards the heterosexual male and his dominating tendencies.

" I just felt such straightred in that boutique with Melanie."

" Sky held straightred for Nick because of Nick's aggressive domination in household matters."

"I have such straightred for this place, it's as though everyone is waiting to be fertilized."

by Zeke Bobby November 20, 2007

straightwashed

A person whose true sexual orientation is anything other than heterosexual or asexual, and has assimilated to heterosexual cultural norms, mores and folkways. This person may also deal with issues of internalized homophobia.

Jeff is so straightwashed, he only goes to straight clubs even though he wants dick.

by DeeYo March 12, 2014

straightwashing

When teachers or the education system plays off two gay historical figures as straight behavior in their time period

I'm tired of schools straightwashing gay history

by Jakalbins April 26, 2020

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).

Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.

by Incubus1 January 23, 2007

straightcore

james, and people like james. similar to the term, toughcore, but totally different.

me - "Hey James! You're TOTALLY straightcore!"
james0rz - "I believe you."
or

"XX"

by james' mom January 28, 2005