straightwashing

When teachers or the education system plays off two gay historical figures as straight behavior in their time period

I'm tired of schools straightwashing gay history

by Jakalbins April 26, 2020

hoisting a straightway

(alt., "Lifting a straightway"): Taking a leak (male only).

Person 1: Where'd John go?
Person 2: Oh, he's in the men's room, hoisting a straightway.

by Incubus1 January 23, 2007

Straightway

Almost the same thing as a gaytway. The difference is that a straightway is someone who is used to help someone else look less gay by being involved in a relationship with them. This person is the opposite sex, or simply not the same sex, as the person being “helped”. The person “helping” is not aware that they are being used.

Person 1: did you see that gay boy Anthony is dating that hot cheerleader?

Person 2: yes, but she’s just his straightway. He’s trying to prove to his cholos that he’s not a homosexual.

Person 1: Oh my gosh you and Jeffry are so cute together! Ima cry at how cute you two are!
Person 2: Tina ;-; I already told you I’m just trying to prove to my parents that I’m not a lesbian. He’s just my straightway.

by godandanime04 October 24, 2018

Straightwards

Standing up perpendiculated to the ground, with the top of your head pointed to the sky.

The woman told him to stand straightwards.

The man combayed and stood straightwards.

by Raled Lamundsen November 18, 2013

straightwashing

straight-washing |ˈstrāt ˈwôSHiNG, ˈwäSHiNG|
noun

An act of infusing the history of the LGB (homosexual and/or bisexual) civil rights movement with gender ideology so as to erase the significance of LGB involvement.

The queer studies professor has been straightwashing Stonewall by claiming Marsha P. Johnson was transgender.

by Lyndon Vain July 11, 2024