Strauss

Is a retard

Strauss is special, but it's okay.

by Straussssy April 30, 2022

Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.

18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"

by baloola June 19, 2014

The Angry Strauss

When a guy sticks their violin bow in their partner's ass and cums in their mouth.

"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."

by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009

Mia Strauss

A racist, toxic and fake bitch who has no friends because she is pathetic trash!

Conor: "Uh Mia Strauss is coming"
Isabella: "uh she's so racist"

by Red_Velvet2022 September 11, 2020

Strauss Khan

The combined sexual act of blowjob, followed by anal sex, followed by another blowjob. Preferable if done violently and forcibly.

I don't expect to hear from that girl again, I Strauss Khaned her on our first date.

by JC Duss July 4, 2011

Straussing

The act of dating someone who is much younger, usually the person is under the age of 18.

"dude, Kevin is dating a 16 year old! He's 20!! He's totally straussing!!!

by Advil750 May 11, 2011

Strauss-Kahn

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.

"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"

by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011