Premature Stabulation

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.

John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation

by COD BABAY April 30, 2011

Situation Stipulation

A cluase to a situation which voids any kind of action that would normaly be carried out by the party invovled in the situation.

"Hey man...you were suppose to go on that double date with me and my girl!"

"Nah man...SITUATION STIPULATION! You didnt inform me that i was goin to be going with her "ugly" friend...and I had to pay for both of us!

by Pete187 November 24, 2007

Simpulation

Simping on an unworldly level.

"I swear yall niggas fake, this gotta be a simpulation wtf"

by @kyubees February 12, 2020

cloutoral stimulation

When instathots are sexually aroused by clout
If your money or your follows don't end with at least a k, you can bet your DM convos will.

Simp: I'll use my stimuli check on some bots to give this chick som cloutoral stimulation

by Pyrros March 18, 2021

Clitoral Stimulation

Stimulation of clitoris ( by masturbation or foreplay)

Using 1 or 2 fingers to gently massage clitoris in a circular pattern.

Lilly had her legs wide open while she was sleeping, so i decided i'de wake her up with a gentle orgasm.
I used my index finger to go in circles around her clitoris. I used her cum to get it nice and wet, i knew i had got the right spot when her body stated to buck.
Lilly was awake by this point as she moaned. i kept going until she could no longer stand it. She moaned loudly and sat straight up because she could no longer stand how great it was.
The clitoral stimulation worked so well, we decided to fuck.

by SpinMeRightRound January 24, 2010

scapulation

The art of penetrating someone's scapula (i.e. shoulder blade) by forcing your fingers between the bone and the muscles. Must be done while a person is unawares and unwilling.

That hurt! I was scapulated!

After my scapulation, I felt dirty and ashamed.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

Election Stimulation

The act of pleasing yourself after mistaking a election “simulation” group video conference call for an election (or erection) stimulation call

To predict the erection results, Ed decided to do a little election stimulation by loob’n his toob’n during a video conference call with his peers.

by Offensive Nibbling October 20, 2020