stoplight racer

The tool who is just gagging to cut in front of you in some sot of race to get to no particularly better position in the lead up to the RED lights.

The knobs who race from one set of lights to another.

Look at this friggin stoplight racer cuttin in, WHERE ARE YOU GOING PASSHOLE THE LIGHT IS FUCKING RED!

by dieselcom August 3, 2007

stoplight stalker

this is done when you either pull more forward than you normally would, or stop sooner than normal at a light in order to gain better position to see a hot chick in the car next to you.

i almost caused an accident earlier while doing a stoplight stalker. this chick was hot though.

by tony brian August 9, 2010

french stoplight

has four lights instead of three because in France they just don't give a fuck.

re-rack, french stoplight

by Jellyfish137 April 19, 2009

European Stoplight

When a women and another women stand chest to chest with interlocking boobs.

I like scissoring with my girlfriend just fine, but I really enjoy starting the evening with a European Stoplight.

by Mrs. Pickle Butt May 23, 2016

Stoplight party

A stoplight party is where you wear the colors of your relationship status. If you wear green it means you're single, red is taken, yellow means you're into someone at the party.

Matt: Hey, you guys going to Audrey's stoplight party?
Darren: What's a stoplight party?
Matt: Dude just wear red, nothing is more hot than a dude you can't get with.

by Geavanni June 19, 2020

sloppy stoplight

woman who think no words and they lick racists vertiginous transformers who repeat social sloppy differences.

tony the wonder lama and rachel lewandowski make a sloppy stoplight...

by tozo gabziao October 12, 2010

stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009