snoozer

a person who doesnt really DO anything. Generally they look busy but are not really achieving anything, they may as well be asleep.

That guy is a snoozer.

by rizzle69 June 20, 2005

Swoozer

A guy that knows how to make every girl feel special. He says and does all the right things. He leads a girl on but the truth is he doesn't have feelings for her and he is actually swoozing a bunch of other girls too. He is typically cocky and very attractive. He isn't a player because he isn't sleeping with all the girls but he is the prince charming every girl dreams about. He likes knowing he can get the girls but not committing. It’s an ego thing.

1. That guy is such a swoozer

2. He is such a swooze

by Meghan Zook April 22, 2011

Stooler

A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler NFL franchise that is so hardcore, he would literally eat the Stool of Art Rooney, Terry Bradshaw, Ben Rothleisburger, Hines Ward, Etc, etc.

Rick: Did you see the way Ben played Yesterday?

Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....

Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?

by Marty S from CA April 22, 2008

stooler fans

Ignorant white trash yinzer Steeler fans

Damn! These Stooler fans look like they are from the set of Deliverance.

by Jeff Jeffries November 2, 2007

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.

Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.

by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

stooper

A person who makes his living collecting discarded betting tickets at horse racing tracks, then going through them looking for winning slips that were accidentally thrown away.

I always double check my tickets. I don't want some damn stooper cashing in on my win.

by Henry G October 19, 2005

stooze

to stooze is when you get a credit card with a 0% introductory rate (for usaly 6-18 months). Then you take the balance and put it in a high intrest bank account till the the 0% rate is up and then pay the balance back and keep the interest you made.

ed: "Yo I just made $2,500 off of HSBC"
Bill: "How'd you do that?"
Ed: " I stoozed them nigaz"

by Chitownfool February 14, 2008