Stoolen

To make an object vanish and become otherwise unavailable by sticking it up your own or someone else's arse where it is likely to become contaminated by human stools samples.

"C-3PO got his phone stolen when he was in Brighton at the weekend"
"Oh, you mean stoolen. It's probably just on vibrate and stuck up someone's arse."

by dunkinnuts February 12, 2019

stoodent

A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.

One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.

by FUCK GOD November 21, 2004

stoogent

a person who resembles one of the 3 stooges.

"Dude,that fag is such a stoogent"

by Alex_d_29 September 8, 2006

stoimen

A person who will always make you laugh and no matter what the situation is , he will find a way to say something dumb and laugh or make someone else laugh.

Omg she fell and hit her teeth on the bench...
Stoimen-Ay look she has wood in her mouth hahaha

by Potatoeheading May 2, 2018

stoodent

lazy good for nothing sponging of the government

see him, see that waster? he's a stoodent!

by b3ta October 8, 2003

shoomenoo

An expression of greeting, but can also be used randomly at will and not in the said context. Shoomenoo can express boredom, a fleeting moment of mental ambiguity or despair.

It can also mean 'shoes'.

"every morning they exchanged polite shoomenoo's"

"where are my shoomenoo's?"

by colin clarke April 14, 2008

swoomened

verb (used without object), past participle of swim.

swim, swam, swoomened.

Peter have swoomened many times in his life.

by Gandhi 9gag March 23, 2018