Stonkered

Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.

"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"

by BuffaloJoe1 May 11, 2015

stonkered

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

by JT and TJ October 04, 2006

stonkered

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

by xezi October 06, 2005

Stonker

Slang for anything massive or large.

Check out my poo, it's a stonker!

by guidopestoni August 31, 2010

Stonker

Derived from the Latin word for erection, "Stonker" is used widely to describe a male's erect penis.

Mark has a stonker.
Mark has a stonking hard-on.

by Bob February 23, 2005

stonkered

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.

"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."

by bst September 12, 2005

stonkers

Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.

"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"

by Scott February 10, 2005