stoner's paradise

any store with a lot of food

Damn let's go to stoner's paradise i'm getting the munchies.

by GUISEEPE March 24, 2016

stoner's jesus

Bob Marley.

Bob Marley is the stoner's jesus.

by bleeebleee January 4, 2009

Stoner's dozen

14

I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009

stoner's code

mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only

these are only some of the rules that must never be broken

ME: You Snitched? That's totally against stoner's code

Mike: Who cares? I'm a total dick anyways...

by The trustworthy Cheecher December 30, 2008

stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019

Stoner's Delight

Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.

Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.

Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.

by James'taint June 15, 2011