Simply put, someone that likes to smoke pot. A lot. Pretty much that's all they spend there money on but that's okay, cause they don't care. Not at all addicted to weed. Just like the feeling. No one calling themselves stoner should be taken seriously. A real stoner can easily be spotted because they're just chilled out people. Like sitting around and talking. Joking, listening to music, jamming out. Stoners are people that, through whatever experiences and influences they've had in life, find that they don't need money to be happy. That the best stuff is free. They also feel that smoking bud is the perfect way to relax and enhance what they'd be doing if they were sober. Maybe watching TV or just skating around. Stoners appreciate and respect those that do not smoke but don't look down on them for doing it. They will always offer but will never bother non-smokers. Why offer? Because it's just the way it is. Bud's meant to be offered, almost as one would offer a drink to a guest or a seat. Very loose and uninhibited. Very loving and not afriad to admit it. Homophobia, sexism and racism just don't mix with stoner culture because it doesn't make sence. How can a black, or a jew or a woman or a gay be too much different. If they're fun to talk to and cool to blaze with, fuck, they're the same as them. Lots od stoners have little motivation for success. Nothing is wrong with this but if it gets in the way of a stoners happiness than they are not a true stoner because a true stoner does whatever makes them happy and if smoking pot and lacking occupation no longer brings them joy and entertainment than they would know it's time to make a change. To smoke with a stoner is fun because there is no pressure. Stoners love to be the one to get someone high for the first time because they feel that they are sharing a gift with he/she who is experiencing marijuana for the first time. The only thing to remember when smoking with a stoner is that they hold certain rules sacred. They will understand if it was an accident or you didn't know, but to purposely break the rules for personal gain is a slap in the face to them.
1. If there's enough weed, everyone gets greens. Starting with those who paid for it, he who brought the piece, etc.
2. No one gets skipped
3. If you have weed of your own, you MUST match
4. Constant smoking of people's bud but never paying will make people not wanna smoke you out so pitch in 5 once in a while
5. Be careful w/ people's pieces. NEVER break one
6. Don't hit it harder than you can handle and cough up and waste poeple's bud
7. Don't be sketchy. You'll either get people caught or annoy them with your paranoia
8. Don't brag about being high or having smoked. It's not cool to brag.
9. Never bring an uninvited guest or guests to someone else's house to smoke someone else's weed unless you know they're cool with it
10. Don't kill other poeple's highs
1. If there's enough weed, everyone gets greens. Starting with those who paid for it, he who brought the piece, etc.
2. No one gets skipped
3. If you have weed of your own, you MUST match
4. Constant smoking of people's bud but never paying will make people not wanna smoke you out so pitch in 5 once in a while
5. Be careful w/ people's pieces. NEVER break one
6. Don't hit it harder than you can handle and cough up and waste poeple's bud
7. Don't be sketchy. You'll either get people caught or annoy them with your paranoia
8. Don't brag about being high or having smoked. It's not cool to brag.
9. Never bring an uninvited guest or guests to someone else's house to smoke someone else's weed unless you know they're cool with it
10. Don't kill other poeple's highs
Smoked two bowls to the dome, a blunt w/ the homie and now I'm sitting at Spruce Skatepark, chillin w/ buds, playing my acoustic guitar just relaxing. People say I'm a stoner and if this is being a stoner whatever, I'm down
by PoFuzzPo July 03, 2007
Stoner: being a stoner is more than just being a frequent user of marijuana, however, do not undermind the fact that a stoner loves and cherishes his or her weed profoundly. A stoner simply isnt a person who enjoys smoking weed. To be a stoner requires dedication. Being a stoner implies family like relations to any other person partaking in the act of inhaling such a beautiful substance.
For example:
When two aquaintences who have in the past had disagreements and constant arguements join together for their one sacred passion; all their previous thoughts of hatred toward each other dissintegrate, for they are both participitating in perhaps the only thing that brings true peace between our brothers and sisters. For those few solitary moments they are one and all negative outlooks and opinions do not exist.
A true stoner would give up his spot in the rotation, for he or she is generous and dont mind sacrificing their immediate high; for they know that no matter what they will get more pot and indulge in more of what brings them together.
A stoner isnt constricted to his marijuana. A stoner has a broad aspect on the entirety of the statement " getting f****ed up."
Although some stoners tend to be mooches; a stoner-friend will always repay with whatever he can. Karma applies in all ties of life.
A stoner would understand, appreciate, and have experienced exactly what was stated.
For example:
When two aquaintences who have in the past had disagreements and constant arguements join together for their one sacred passion; all their previous thoughts of hatred toward each other dissintegrate, for they are both participitating in perhaps the only thing that brings true peace between our brothers and sisters. For those few solitary moments they are one and all negative outlooks and opinions do not exist.
A true stoner would give up his spot in the rotation, for he or she is generous and dont mind sacrificing their immediate high; for they know that no matter what they will get more pot and indulge in more of what brings them together.
A stoner isnt constricted to his marijuana. A stoner has a broad aspect on the entirety of the statement " getting f****ed up."
Although some stoners tend to be mooches; a stoner-friend will always repay with whatever he can. Karma applies in all ties of life.
A stoner would understand, appreciate, and have experienced exactly what was stated.
" My wonderful friends, Nick and Adam, are considered to be my stoner buddies; for they both know what its like to give, recieve, and get high"
by Joe Baxster February 27, 2006
Slang/Street term used to define someone who enjoys smoking marijuana on a daily basis. The common stoner, contrary to popular belief of excessive laziness, trouble making, or having a negative impact on society. In reality the common stoner is none of the above, they are often friendly, laid back, and understanding.
traveler - hey can you tell me how to get to East 12th Street from here?
stoner - yeah man no problem, now all you gotta do is take a left at Knoxville, go straight about a mile then you will hit a stop light and if you went over railroad tracks you went too far man. Now when your at the stoplight take a right then the first left and your on east 12th street dude.
travelers wife - wow that man was really friendly.
traveler - yeah, i think thats what the kids today call a stoner.
stoner - yeah man no problem, now all you gotta do is take a left at Knoxville, go straight about a mile then you will hit a stop light and if you went over railroad tracks you went too far man. Now when your at the stoplight take a right then the first left and your on east 12th street dude.
travelers wife - wow that man was really friendly.
traveler - yeah, i think thats what the kids today call a stoner.
by jamesNjosh January 09, 2008
a person who enjoys the high that marijuana, canabis, or hash. Stoners are normally happyer, less violent people who have a better appreciation for life. Some people seem to blame them for the down fall of society, ironically those are the people causeing the down fall because of beliefs that money is more important then joy or life.
marijuana causes a happy fealing meaning stoners are happy and not violent people. Some one need to get george bush stoned.
by n333m August 31, 2004
by fran October 28, 2004
a verry peaceful person who smokes weed often. and is often talked down on by retarded ass people who drink,smoke fags,pop diet pills and cheat their lives away by thinking that their athletic skills and good looks are actually going to mean a goddamn after they find out that life actually gets hard and that their parents money wont buy them happiness
wow....that stoner actually has a good job,makes more money than i do and doesnt really have to work hard...other than me who thought that my football skills would get me a job and im stuck working the drive through at taco bell at 28
by a stoner March 16, 2004
CANNOT BE SELF-PROCLAIMED! beware of people who brag about how much they smoke and think their "cool" status relies on how much they smoke a day. all depends on the mindset about smoking, just chilllllin.
by Erin April 01, 2005