Sexually Somersaulted

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s butthole, vaghole and pisshole and roll her over like a bowling ball.

“Why are girls always so flabbergasted after they fucked you?”

“Because I’ve sexually somersaulted them!”

by Memelyn September 23, 2022

Banana Somersault

First you invite your friend over to video tape a night of anal sex with a girl, no, a FINE girl, and have him wait in the closet. Then, once the act is commenced, right before you cum, you pull out and have the friend in the closet jump out (whilst the girl is unawares) do a somersault and stick a banana in her ass.

guy 1: man i cant believe you are ditching us to have sex with your lame ass girlfriend.
guy 2: wanna wait in the closet and do a banana somersault?
guy 1: yeah, that's the tops!
guy 2: now your on the trolley!

by CK all the time! May 18, 2009

Somersaulting Cheese Factory

A Somersaulting Cheese Factory is the slang term for a turn in a game, usually a card game gone/going out of control, or going on for a extended period of time.

Noun
A person who is known for performing ludicrous and extended turns in strategy and luck games.

“Hey dude have you seen Mike? The mans a Somersaulting Cheese Factory!”

by Alias John Parry October 4, 2021

somersault factory

Someone who's just a little on the schizo side of life

Devlin at work's a proper nut case, he belongs in a somersault factory

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

Canadian Somersault

A sex act in which a male and female engage in anal intercourse, during which the male shoots the dog of the female. Literally.

Yo, man, I gave this chick a Canadian Somersault the other day! I blew her dog's brains out!

by Kevin "Buddha" January 18, 2008

Summersault

An unexpected heat wave that assaults a city and renders its people helpless.

Delhi was chugging along fine, waiting for the rains, when a summersault hit it with temperatures crossing 111 Fahrenheit.

by Mohit Hira June 28, 2009

russian summersault

when two people are having 69 while rolling like a wheel down the streets of mosco

(in a Russian accent) "brother, the other day I vent to mother Russia capital and saw Yekaterina Putina
performing a Russian summersault"
"only in mother Russia my friend. now lets go drink Russia's nectur. TO THE VODKA!!!!!!!!!"

by jason1234569 May 3, 2018