verb: Stockpooling

The act of birthing a monster poo that is the result of having to eat all the food that has reached its use by date caused by hoarding during a crisis

-Karen has been in there for over an hour!
-She's stockpooling all the bread she bought at the start of the Covid lockdown

stockpooling by catofstealth September 30, 2020

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stolwood

Little is known about Stolwood’s but we do know that a Stolwood typically enjoys smacking its dick across women’s faces without their consent. Stolwood’s tend to lose their mothers in car accidents which could be the cause of their aggressive sexual behaviour towards women.

You dirty Stolwood

stolwood by HMMTTLBH October 9, 2023

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Stockford

Adjective; typically for a woman. Used to describe a woman who shows, or especially who adopts, a plastic beauty queen appearance with long hair extensions, pumped lips, harsh or conservative fashion, and deference to males. Derisive of the pseudo-royal MAGA female "look". Seen to cluelessly abase herself as a styled accessory to a politically powerful or economically influential man. Cynical combination of Stockholm syndrome and Stepford wife.

There were so many Stockford women just nodding and smiling at that event.

Stockford by tanyaclark January 22, 2025

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Jartin Sackwood

The correct ship name for Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives.

Person 1: Dude, stop being a nerd and looking at fanart. Who even is that?

Person 2: It’s Jartin Sackwood!!! :D
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Person 1: I love jmart.

Person 2: Erm, actually it’s called Jartin Sackwood

Jartin Sackwood by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025

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