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Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.
Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*
by dtay87 July 1, 2015
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Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.
Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!
by _xanti_r August 8, 2019
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stiffer

Slang. A person who fails to tip (stiffs) an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaraunt wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.
plural. stiffers
A good tipper gets their pizzas MUCH faster than the stiffer does.
Stiffers who don't tip their bartender often find themselves very thirsty.
by blonde one December 11, 2008
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Steve Stifler

The character from American Pie who cusses frequently and is a "grandmother-fucker"
by Joe Mama June 18, 2004
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Stifler

Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.

He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.

Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.

He is the the best example of what Freidrich Nietzsche would consider to be the "Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.

He is Stifler.
Matt: Shit dude, I wish I was more like Stifler.
Den: Keep workin' at it homeboy, you'll get there one day.
by Mixmaster Matt April 6, 2007
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seifter

A foreign object ejected from the butthole or vagina.
"that thing came at me like a flying seifter!"
by Joachim Preza February 17, 2008
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Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.
TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.
by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017
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