stick up his ass

Pompous, a stiff, tighter than a duck's ass.

John Kerry has a stick up his ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

stick up the ass

To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)

I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.

by Starfighter1000 November 18, 2013

stick up her ass

Describes a female that acts too stiff or strict towards other individuals and can drive you crazy if you spend too much time with her since she is so annoying. Usually raised by a stern family that made her watch documentaries on boring crap and has friends that also have sticks up their anal holes as well, if any friends at all. No one likes this girl and if they could they would wish her off the face of the earth. Also this girl never curses or uses slang, for that would not be proper. Uses too good of English and Grammar, as well as long vocabulary/old school talk. If you are one of these people with a rod up your rear end you should go get some therapy and loosen up to have fun once in a while. End of story.

Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Did you see that documentary on the paper clip last night? It was so interesting, I watched it with my parents while eating fat-free popcorn."
Boy- "Dude, you need to get a life and not be so proper. No one thinks you're cool, including me, and need to pull the stick out of your ass hole reallll soon."
Girl with Stick up her Ass- "Why that would be obscure and insensitive of me! I am going to tell my parents on you now!"
Boy- (thinking to himself) 'Wow that girl has such a stick up her ass. She needs to chill the fuck out!'

by imtalkingtoyoulistentome May 16, 2010

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003

shit-ass fuck stick

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Stick Up His Ass

The tendency to act like a stiff, annoying, ugly, smelly, rigid, controlling, ugly, overreactive, self absorbed fuck face.

Person 1: Hey do you know

Alex
Joey
Alan
Gav
Hayden
Devyn
Jeff
Anthony
Joel
Key
Amir
Marcus
Stiles
Serge
Nick
Shayan
Isaiah
Jordan
Evan
Pepe Le Pu
Jalyn?

Person 2: Yeah he got a Stick Up His Ass. That's on period.

by Petunia L. February 23, 2020

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003