Skesus

Skeeze + Jesus

1.) A man with long dirty hair and a pedofile beard. Usually looks to be unclean. Has the physical qualities like Jesus Christ on crystal meth.

Dan: Man, look at that dude at the bus station..
Joe: I know, that guy is such a Skesus..

by The Baby Eater June 18, 2008

New Hoe-stess Syndrome

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.

I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.

by jstringy October 14, 2011

Shesus

a female miracle worker, possibly the virgin Mary.

Mike eat 24 hot dogs at the hot dog eating contest. - Holy shesus!

by Sebs July 21, 2007

Swesus

The son of the Awesome God Prussia.
(Note that this is not a real God, this is just for lulz)

May the lord Swesus bless us all, fusososososo.

by HURDURDURDURDURDURDURDUR February 19, 2011

shesus

A hottie that is interested in your vibe, but is also a happy clapper and wants you to be the same.

Max was asked out on a date by a hot shesus. She wants him to go to the church picnic this weekend.

by Paastastic7 January 7, 2015

stemus12

stemus12 is the sexiest man on the earth

yo it's ''stemus12'', so hot

by stemmy12 July 28, 2023

stefussy

a combination of the words "stefan" (stefan salvatore from vampire diaries, portrayed by Paul Wesley) and "pussy"

you are so cunt its phenomenal, the stefussy never stops

by starlightgav December 4, 2023