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Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.
This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.
by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019
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Sterling VA

Sterling VA is a town in Northern Virginia between Ashburn and Great Falls. It is divided in two by the highway, Route 7.

On the south side of Route 7 is Sterling Park: an old neighbourhood with old people. There are also immigrants, fat white people, and Bob Ross. Local government claims there is gang activity here. However, the only "gangs" are actually white kids that spray MS13 tags on fences.

On the north side is Cascades: a clone of Ashburn. Residents of Cascades will never tell you they live in Sterling, as that may associate them with Sterling Park. Instead, they invented the imaginary town of "Potomac Falls" in an attempt to fool you into thinking they live in Great Falls. Smack in between the McMansions of Cascades is Sugarland Run, the poorest part of Loudoun County. To keep the poor, brown residents of Sugarland separate from the rest of Cascades, developers put Sugarland in the same zip code as Sterling Park despite being nowhere near Sterling Park.
Man from Cascades: "Legendary painter Bob Ross lived here?" "Is that your best example of why Sterling Park is cool"

Man from Sterling Park: *sighs* "Yes....."
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Girl in Lowes Island: "I don't want play laser tag in Sterling Park, it's so ghettoooooo"

Guy in Ashburn: "Why are you hating on Sterling Park? Your neighbours next-door in Sugarland Run are way sketchier!"
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---author annoyed great falls resident says it the best---
Man - "Where do you live?"

Lowes Islander "I live in Potomac Falls"

Man - "Oh! I like Sterling, that's a nice area"

Lowes Islander - (annoyed) "Nooo, Potomac Falls"

Man - "Bitch, you live in Sterling VA!" "Get over yourself!"
by White Guy on a Bike June 29, 2010
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Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.
I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.
by virtualMe January 31, 2009
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stirrin ma grits

(verb) -used when talking about the opposite sex making one hot and bothered.
-used for explaining the feeling of being sexually aroused or horny
"Oh yes that male exotic dancer is stirrin ma grits chica"
by stirrinmagrits December 16, 2008
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Aljamain sterling

When you fake an injury to disqualify the opponent
I was getting my ass handed to me but I did the ol’ Aljamain Sterling on him and got the victory due to a light groin kick I received
by YukonV May 1, 2021
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Sterling High School

Sterling High School is a small school in South Jersey which consists from the biggest dykes to the largest fights. Sterling is a breeding ground for "knights", which are more or less inbred crackheads. Waking up to Sterling Knightline every morning and ending the day by getting your cheeks clapped by Mr. Redman for not having your ID. Our locks are attached to our lockers because someone used it as a weapon a few years ago, so it's safe to say we'll do whatever it takes to get out of actually doing work. The bathrooms were designed by a blind person on LSD apparently because it is so fucking unbearable just to take a shit. You have the snobish high class royalty of Stratford. They may seem quiet and socially awkward (which they are) but they are also secretly judging you quietly. You then have Laurel Springs which are just diet Stratford kids. You then have the crackheads of Somerdale. Most of the STDs in Sterling single handily come from Somerdale. You then have the crazy psychos of Magnolia. A strange combination of racist, sexist, braindead kids. The smart Magnolians went to PVI or CCTS just to get away from the "hoard". They are a bad influence to the towns around them, converting them to their cult like way of life. I have yet to actually meet someone from Hi-Nella. The sorriest excuse of a town, more or less a road with 3 brick apartments. Seriously though do you guys even exist? Oh.. and Go Knights!

- JRJ ;)
Kid 1: If I have to hear the High Ho Remix one more god damn time I am going to blow my brains out.

Kid 2: Yeah man, I wish I went to CCTS instead of Sterling High School.
by uncle-adolf December 20, 2019
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Sterling-Maverick

A young and sophisticated gentlemen. At first sight you are confused, but upon further investigation, you realize this mans potential to be a street performer, a one man john mayer cover band, or just another car-surfing kid from VA.
Yo! that dude Sterling-Maverick totally just skoo'd at those girls from a beautiful tan spot.
by Cap'n Nick April 15, 2011
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